Is Chivalry Dead...???

Imagine the scenario.... A man is walking out of a building,he goes out of the main door,not noticing that a lady was following behind and slams the door shut...The lady (poor lady) shakes her head and mutters to herself..."chivalry is dead!!!"

I beg to differ...i strongly believe its alive and kicking!!
its just that since you ladies are so into the feminism thing we don't know if you would like such small acts of courtesy...

My theories are:

1) Some son-of-a-bitch gave you ladies a hard time and spoilt the image of all men,thus proving to you all that chivalry is dead...(you actually believed it!!!)

2)You're with the wrong guy..(ditch him fast!!!!)


3) Wrong place,wrong time(hehe...ur fault!!!)

Now imagine this... The man walking out the door walks out and holds the door open for her...she stops and looks at...probably shocked...thoughts running through her head:

1) wtf?????

2)what does he want???

3)why the act of courteousness???

4)he's trying to make a move on me..!! perv!!!

5)did he think that i needed help with door..??? no thank you!!!

and meanwhile in guys head..."oh my god...this looks like bad idea..maybe should have walked out instead)...

So see ladies....chivalry still exists.....just give guys a chance...and PLEASE DO AWAY WITH THE ATTITUDE....IT SUCKS...WE AIN'T THAT JOBLESS TO HIT ON YOU...WE'RE BEING CHIVALROUS...hehehe......

loggin off....

Dude..!!! How come you don't have a GF????

The Most Irritating question i get asked...
y cant a guy peacefully live peacefully without having a gf or without people askin u y u dont have one... y cant u all just mind your own business!!! "dude...how come u dont have a......???" why god why..why me...??? y not anyone else...????

for u all out there...here's my answer once and for all...

1) NO time for one

2) NOT that desparate to get one..

3)NO one wants to go out with me..!!!

i hope this clears up everything..!!! and NO..!!! I'M NOT GAY!!!!

now stop askin me...

and also those people... "macha..!! get me a intro da..."..."dei...get me a girl da.."

get a life!!!!